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What is the speed of dark?
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When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do
you pack it in?
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Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?
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How come you never hear about gruntled
employees?
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What is a "free" gift? Aren't all
gifts free?
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After eating, do amphibians have to wait one
hour before getting out of the water?
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If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go
with sushi?
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What's another word for synonym?
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens
to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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When sign makers go on strike, what is written
on their picket signs?
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Where do forest rangers go to "get away
from it all?"
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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor and
planes don't have a row 13, but book publishers aren't afraid to have a
Chapter 11?
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How can there be self-help groups?
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Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor
when you can't drink and drive?
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Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when
smoking is prohibited there?
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Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
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Why is it that when you transport something by
car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's
called cargo?
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Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
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Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
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If knees were backwards, what would chairs look
like?
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When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you
supposed to throw the top one away?
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When your pet bird sees you reading the
newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at
carpeting?
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If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called
a green or a lemon called a yellow?
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If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby
oil come from?
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Hermits have no peer pressure.
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Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so
many memories...
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There's a fine line between fishing and just
standing on the shore like an idiot..
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How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges
didn't live there?
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What a nice night for an evening.
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Did Washington just flash a quarter for his ID?
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I just got skylights put in my place. The people
who live above me are furious.
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I live on a one-way dead-end street.
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It doesn't matter what temperature a room is,
it's always room temperature.
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Yesterday, my eyeglass prescription ran out.
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I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse
stopped. I said, "No thanks-I'm not going that far."
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I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime
who lives next door complained.
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Why in a country of free speech, are there phone
bills?
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Why are there locks on 24 hour convenience store
door?
- Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
