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"Since my last report, he has reached rock
bottom and has started to dig."
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"His men would follow him anywhere, but
only out of morbid curiosity."
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"I would not allow this employee to
breed."
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"This employee is really not so much of a
has-been, but more of a definite won't be."
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"Works well when under constant supervision
and cornered like a rat in a trap."
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"When she opens her mouth, it seems that
this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there."
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"He would be out of his depth in a parking
lot puddle."
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"This young lady has delusions of
adequacy."
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"She sets low personal standards and then
consistently fails to achieve them."
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"This employee should go far--and the
sooner he starts, the better."
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"This employee is depriving a village
somewhere of an idiot."
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"Not the sharpest knife in the
drawer."
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"Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard
wasn't watching."
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"A room temperature IQ."
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"Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic
thingy to hold it all together."
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"A gross ignoramus--144 times worse than an
ordinary ignoramus."
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"A photographic memory but with the lens
cover glued on."
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"A prime candidate for natural de-selection."
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"Bright as Alaska in December."
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"One-celled organisms out score him in IQ
tests."
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"Donated his brain to science before he was
done using it."
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"Fell out of the family tree."
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"Gates are down, the lights are flashing,
but the train isn't coming."
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"Has two brains; one is lost and the other
is out looking for it."
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"He's so dense, light bends around
him."
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"If brains were taxed, he'd get a
rebate."
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"If he were any more stupid, he'd have to
be watered twice a week."
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"If you give him a penny for his thoughts,
you'd get change."
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"If you stand close enough to him, you can
hear the ocean."
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"It's hard to believe that he beat out
1,000,000 other sperm."
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"One neuron short of a synapse."
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"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge;
he only gargled."
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"Takes him 12 hours to watch 60
minutes."
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"Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too
long as a baby."
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"Wheel is turning, but the hamster is
dead."
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"When his IQ hits 50, he should sell."
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"He doesn't have ulcers, but is a
carrier."
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"He's been working with glue too
much."
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"He brings alot of joy... whenever he
leaves the room."
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"If you see two people talking and one
looks bored, she's the other one."
